Problem Parody

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Heh! (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
It's Iggy Iggz
I look like a dude dressed as a girl
That's a major problem!

Hey kids do you remember me from
Nickelodeon?
I got thin
But don't worry I'm still just as dumb
Actually more cause
Now I'm vegan

When my body's sideways
You cannot see me
All this over-sexual dancing
Just doesn't suit me
I look like I'm 10

My skirt's so short
I might as well be naked
All of my views are
From horny dudes spankin'

(Random black guy whispering)
(I'm a random black guy whispering)
(Why is this so zoomed in on my teeth)
Can you please zoom out dude?
Zoom back in!

(There's broccoli stuck in my teeth)
(I got rib meat stuck between my teeth)
(So please stop zooming in on my teeth)
Big Sean you need to start flossin'!

I swear that I am totally unique
Nobody's like me
Girl please, that's not true
Your voice is a damn carbon copy
Of Mariah Carey
Hey screw you!

What he said is a fact
Bitch just admit that
You're clearly trying to steal
My massive appeal
Aren't you 82?

I can sing higher
Oh yeah?
Prove it grandma!

Ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Stop!

(Stop zooming in on my mouth)
(I am getting really annoyed now)
(That's it I am pulling my piece out)
Zoom in one more time, I dare you!

It's Iggy Iggz
Uh, my balls just dropped

Wake up in the morning
Dip my face in a plate of cream
This set looks just like a Tim Burton sex dream
My hair is bigger than my huge butt in this video
My voice sounds like I am rapping through a hole in my throat

Iggy Iggy
Too biggie to be confessin'
That I'm actually a big black dude who got into cross dressin'
Seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket
I think that dude in the back must've just googled that shit

Didn't have enough makeup to cover my black skin
So I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him
Have you noticed the backdrop that's been here all along
We've been hypnotizing y'all to like this song, like what

(We're hypnotizing you)

People say my name reminds them of Starbucks
That's because my dad's a grande coffee cup
Hi sweetheart!
Hi daddy!

Sorry Ariana, you're through!
You're getting old
Almost 22!
And we need someone bigger than you!
Wait what the Hell are you saying?

You need to get an upgrade!
Well actually totally replaced!
Say hi to Ariana Venti!
I sing ever higher than you!

No!