Telegram Sam

Telegram Sam
You-you're my main man

Golden nose slim
I know
I know where you been

P-p-purple pie Pete
His lips are like lightning
Girls melt in the heat

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man

I said Bobby's alright
He's a natural-born poet
He's just outta sight

I say Jungle-face Jake
I said make no mistake about Jungle-face Jake

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man

I said Bobby's alright
He's a natural-born
He's just outta sight
I said automatic shoes
Give me 3-D vision
And the California blues

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Main man
Main man
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I'm hullabaloos for you

Telegram Sam
You're my main man!