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Release date: 4th October 2024

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'Two' is a track built on relentless self-promotion and material excess. The song cycles through a schoolyard chant structure ("Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?") that bbno$ repurposes as a vehicle for boasts about money, physique, and romantic conquest. The production by Y2k sits behind a steady stream of punchlines and flex imagery: creatine and steam rooms, luxury watches, high-end cars, and the casual enumeration of wealth in the form of "bands on bands on bands". It's a song that knows exactly what it is and commits fully to the bit. The track's appeal lies partly in its refusal to take itself seriously. bbno$ stacks absurdist details alongside genuine braggadocio, mixing gym culture with pop-culture references and playground rhythms. The repetition of "that's left, right, left, right, left, right, go" becomes almost hypnotic, a physical anchor to the song's strutting confidence. There's a lightness to the delivery that keeps the boasting from curdling into something unpleasant; this is performance as much as statement, a character fully inhabited rather than a confession.

"two" is a single by bbno$, released 4th October 2024. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

two


Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?
That's bbno$, he's always up to somethin'
Bbno$, got money, I'm a paradox
Three scoop creatine, steam room, Equinox
Three bad thots givin' me triceratops
Three short kings in the squad like Aragorn
I'ma take your chick like a thief in the night
You off, I'm on, this the circle of life
I'm on top of my shit, yeah, I'm crossin' the line
Yeah, I'm B-B-N-O-one of a kind
Missed a zero, bro made a typo
My girl got a girl, she a nympho
Ate too good, I think I need lypo'
Pop, one, two, three, four, I'm a psycho (that's two)
Commas in a million bucks (that's two)
More that I'm givin' in fucks (that's two)
Shawties with 'em big ol' butts (that's two)
Forgiato sets on a truck
One to the kidney, two to the dome
That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go
Got a Rollie for the brunch and a Patek for the show
That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go
Got a big new body and I whip it like a pro
That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go
Got a great main chick and a real bad ho
That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go
Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?
That's bbno$, he's always up to somethin'
Two, four, six, eight, who's that guy who really ate?
That's bbno$, he never leave 'em hungry
Ou-ou-outs, ou-ou-outs, ou-ou-outs, ou-ou-outs
Outside stuntin' when the shine is sunnin'
With a sweet new honey, like, "Ooh-la-la"
Don't walk, I'm struttin', doin' pingaz at Bunnings
Your man ain't sellin' 'cause I'm really that guy
Only on fats, love cheese when keto
Pet my fur like a pussycat peacoat
Funko Pop, that pussy like calico
Dust on the table, ain't talkin' no Cheeto
B-b-bands on bands on bands on bands
Yeah, I pay millions on my tax
Bands on bands on bands on bands
Bet on me, that's a one-step plan
Doin' that, doin' that, doin' that dance
Shakin' that jelly, yeah, shakin' that jam
Takin' ad-, takin' ad-, takin' advance
So much cash, it'll put you in a trance
Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?
That's bbno$, he's always up to somethin'
Two, four, six, eight, who's that guy who really ate?
That's bbno$, he never leave 'em hungry
Two, four, six, eight
That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go
Two, four, six, eight
That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go
Two, four, six, eight
That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go
Two, four, six, eight
That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go

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    Credits

    Production & Engineering

    Writer
    bbno$, jesse saint john, Y2K
    Producer
    bbno$, Y2K
    Artwork
    Vimart
    Coordinator
    Amanda Zink
    Video 1st Assistant Director
    Ben LaBarre, Diego Dutra
    Video Animator
    Ted Fanyeck
    Video Camera Crew
    Emma Banner, Jacqueline Morassutti, Lance Ziska, Wayne Jackaman
    Video Choreographer
    Amanda Zink
    Video Colorist
    Clinton Homuth
    Video Director
    Shiraz (Videographer)
    Video Editor
    Shiraz (Videographer)
    Video Electrician
    Rick Ackerly, Ross Kristensen-Harvey
    Video Focus Puller
    Darion Trotman
    Video Makeup Artist
    Melissa Craven
    Video Producer
    Ben LaBarre, Heather Lindsay
    Video Production Assistant
    Shoy Boi
    Video Set Photographer
    Blake Davey
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    Yours & Owls Festival has released its 2026 set times

    bbno$, G Flip, PNAU, DMA’S and more are set to play across Wollongong on 3rd-4th October.

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