Intro - Skit 1

[Marcus Sutherburg & Bootyholisha]

And here it is

From the fiery depths of hell, welcome to Muthaland

I'm your host, Marcus Sutherburg

Today, we have our contestant... what's your name?

Aha um...my - my name is Bootyholisha

Yeah, whatever bitch

Are you ready to spend twenty four hours on Muthaland

With Bbymutha?

Yes, oh my god, yes

I - I love Bbymutha so much, she's so cool, she's so awesome

I really just love her so much, she's so - she's just so powerful

And just so inspiring and I just really - just would

I think I can handle being in Muthaland

Yeah, yeah, whatever bitch, put this in your mouth

Now, say ah - ah - ah - ahhh - ah, alright - alright