I'm gonna be my own drunk text romance
Lying on my bed, phone wire wraps my hand
I'm gonna keep me up all night
'Cause I won't shut up about the boy I like
I'm gonna fall in love with my dumb hair
Bad skin, weird bump on my nose
I'm gonna become my own reason to wake up before 11
You're gonna call it cringe
But you'll never get Juliet to the balcony
Without some character development
You should smile for once
Before you wake up
Before you wake up, oh
(Oh-oh-oh) I'm gonna be my own drunk text romance
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh) Lying on my bed, phone wire wraps my hand
(Oh-oh-oh) I'm gonna keep me up all night (All night)
'Cause I won't shut up about the boy I like (I like)
I'm gonna fall in love with my dumb hair
Bad skin, weird bump on my nose
I'm gonna become my own reason to wake up before 11
You're gonna take me home to meet your dad (Woo!)
And he's gonna say (Yeah, he's gonna say!)
(Ayy!) "His winged eyeliner could be better
But he tried for us, so"
("He's a keeper, son!")
I'm gonna be real nervous
When I gotta ask the waiter if they're open
You're gonna hold my hand, say
"You made the grass turn green on my special day"
Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da da
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da
Ba ba ba da da da da da
Ba-da ba-da, ba-da ba-da
And I promise to be (Banana carrot, banana carrot)
The bee in your bonnet (Banana carrot)
The Tails to your Sonic (Banana carrot)
The picture in your locket (Banana carrot)
The fuel in your rocket (Na, na, car-rot)
The tissue in your pocket (Banana carrot)
The twist it to your bop it (Ohhh)
The plug in your socket (Banana carrot)
The milk to your chocolate (Ooh, banana carrot)
The spanner to your sprocket (Ooh, banana carrot, ahh)
Alright, that's all I've got!
I'm gonna be my own drunk text romance
Lying on my bed, phone wire wraps my hand
I'm gonna keep me up all night
'Cause I won't shut up about the boy I like