The This Many Boyfriends Club

[Verse 1]

This many boyfriends walk her home

This many boyfriends ring the phone

[Chorus]

Lori, Lori, what's the story?

All those boys think you are boring

They just see those bobby socks

Not what's beneath those curly locks

[Verse 2]

It makes me mad

When I see them make you sad

Sometimes I wanna be real bad

And shove those words back down their throat

[Chorus]

Lori, Lori, what's the story?

Let's go do some apple coring

We will bake an apple pie

Maybe that will dry your eyes

[Verse 3]

The oven's warm

How come your hands are so cold?

[Chorus]

Lori, Lori, what's the hurry?

So they think they're judge and jury

The reason we cause such a flurry

Is they'll never love so purely

[Verse 4]

We tip over apple carts

With the pounding of our hearts

[Chorus]

Lori, Lori, don't you worry

We'll have our own swimming party

We'll swim up and we'll swim back

Now you're sitting in my lap

[Outro]

And there's one thing I forgot

I love Lori a lot