Eddie

[DR SCOTT]

From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was a thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain

But he never caused her nothing but pain

He left home the day she died...

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was Rock N' Roll porn

And a motorbike

Shooting up junk

[NARRATOR]

He was a low down cheap little punk!

[DR SCOTT]

Taking everyone for a ride!

[ALL]

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid!

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife-

[FRANK-N-FURTER]

What a guy!

[JANET]

Makes you cry!

[DR SCOTT]

And I did

[COLUMBIA]

Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said:

"Hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity!"

But he locked the door

And threw away the key!

[DR SCOTT]

But he must've been drawn

Into something

Making him warn me

In a note which read:

[EDDIE]

I'm out of my head!

[DR SCOTT]

Out of my head!

[EDDIE]

Hurry, or I may be dead!

[EDDIE & DR SCOTT]

They mustn't carry out their evil deed!

[EDDIE]

OW!

[ALL]

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid!

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife-

[FRANK-N-FURTER]

What a guy!

[JANET]

Makes you cry!

[DR SCOTT]

And I did

[ALL]

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid!

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife...

[FRANK-N-FURTER]

What a guy!

[JANET]

Makes you cry!

[DR SCOTT]

And I did

[FRANK-N-FURTER]

What a guy!

[JANET]

Makes you cry!

[DR SCOTT]

And I did

[COMPANY]

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid!

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife...

[DR SCOTT]

(Sighs) Eddie...