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Ber – Slutphase (2023) | Track profile | Dork

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Ber
Halfway - EP
Slutphase

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Slutphase

Release date: 17th February 2023

From Halfway - EP

Track 1

2:44

Alternative Music

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About This Track

"Slutphase" is a track by Ber, from the album Halfway - EP, released 17th February 2023. The track is 2:44 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Ber.

About the Artist

Ber

Ber

Lyrics

Slutphase

Is it a slutphase, or is it a bandaid?
Do I like this outfit? Is it for the male gaze?
Wait, what am I doing? It's three on a Wednesday
And I swear, I hardly recognise myself

Is it a distraction? Is it paranoia?
Should I say sorry to my new employer?
I miss the old me, I kinda destroyed her
And now I just hardly recognise myself

As if I'm getting over
All of the thing that you're not really over
But I'm pretending that I'm really over
All of the things that I'm not

I miss you, oh my God (oh my God)
I'm getting good at faking
It's all good for the plot (for the plot)
But everyone knows that I'm breaking, I'm breaking

I'm saying that I'm getting over
All of the things that I'm not really over
But I'm pretending that I'm really over
All of the things that I'm not really over

One night with Jonah, he paid for my dinner
Went dancing with Jacob, thought he was a winner
Jackson was sweet, but I'm still kinda bitter
And most nights I hardly recognise myself
(But I just keep telling myself)

Everybody needs a slutphase
While they're young and hot

I miss you, oh my God (oh my God)
I'm getting good at faking
It's all good for the plot (for the plot)
But everyone knows that I'm breaking, I'm breaking

I'm saying that I'm getting over
All of the things that I'm not really over
But I'm pretending that I'm really over
All of the things that you're not really over

I'm saying that I'm getting over (everybody needs a slutphase)
All of the things that I'm not really over
But I'm pretending that I'm really over (while they're young and hot)
All of the things that I'm not really over

Everybody needs a slutphase
While they're young and hot
Everybody needs a slutphase
While they're young and-

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Track details

From Halfway - EP

2:442023

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Album

17th February 2023

Track number

1

Release year

2023

1Slutphase
2:44
2Boys Who Kiss You in Their Car
2:45
3Superspreader
3:21
4Halfway
3:03

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