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Berner

Noid

Release date: 16th January 2018

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"Noid" is a track by Berner, from the album The Big Pescado, released 16th January 2018. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Berner

Berner

Lyrics

Noid

[Chorus: Devin the Dude & Snoop Dogg]

Oouuwee, this weed got me paranoid (so ‘noid, so ‘noid)

Oh shit, the effects hit me so hard (so high, high, high)

It must be full of cannabinoids (cannabinoids, cannabinoids)

Please sell me a quarter, how much you want for it? (sell me some) (how much you gonna charge?)

[Verse 1: Berner]

This shit got me sleepwalkin’, we don't sleep often

Three bags on the table cause I need options

What is that? I think I smell a seed poppin’, shit

Where the hell you been? Weed shoppin’ (you trippin’)

You can smell it through the bag I took a dab

And now I’m stuck and I don't wanna leave the pad

(I’m just chillin’) And while my heart beatin’, can you hear it?

I’m paranoid, I’m lookin’ out my rear view mirror (I'm in my rear view mirror)

TSA, they got the eye on my bag

But I forgot, I’m Big Bern and they don't care what I have (they ain't trippin')

They wave me thru take a pic and then they give me a dap (what up)

I hit the G- pen on the plane then I take me a nap (I'm out)

The lemoncello’s so good that I keep every batch (I keep it all)

But you can grab a QP, just throw me a rack (I need a G)

Them Scotty bags get burned, we got plenty on packs (we got it)

And becareful on my line, I think my shit is tapped (paranoid)

[Chorus: Devin the Dude & Snoop Dogg]

Oouuwee, this weed got me paranoid (so ‘noid, so ‘noid)

Oh shit, the effects hit me so hard (so high, high, high)

It must be full of cannabinoids (cannabinoids, cannabinoids)

Please sell me a quarter, how much you want for it? (sell me some) (how much you gonna charge?)

[Verse 2: Devin the Dude]

Been smokin’ weed since back, way back

Rollin’ up a sack, lookin’ at Pat Sejak

But I haven’t felt like this in a minute

Who grew this new shit and what did they put in it?

Feelin’ like a midget, oh my bad, a little person

In the sky, high, tryin’ to fly with no rehearsin’

Man, I only felt worse than this when I’m on that liquor

Come on, boy, have a drink, hey fuck it nigga

Got to get blowed, quick, why waist time?

Double shot of Jose got to chase mine

What the fuck is this? I’m so high

How much should I buy?, Fuck it give the whole thing

Me and my niggas stand in line like soul train

Smoke all night like propane cacaine no mane

I can’t sabotage my stuff, this weed got a nigga paranoid enough

[Chorus: Devin the Dude & Snoop Dogg]

Oouuwee, this weed got me paranoid (so ‘noid, so ‘noid)

Oh shit, the effects hit me so hard (so high, high, high)

It must be full of cannabinoids (cannabinoids, cannabinoids)

Please sell me a quarter, how much you want for it? (sell me some) (how much you gonna charge?)

[Verse 3: Snoop Dogg]

This year Thanksgiving fell on a Tuesday

It’s my world, motherfucker, fuck what the rules say

All black clouds like it’s your doomsday

Married to the game, so this is what the groom say

I’m so motherfuckin’ ‘noid right now

Good thing that I’m hangin’ with my boys right now

All the way to Heaven with Devin and Berner

I got my dope sack off of 11th and Verner

And it's a cookie pack

Big Snoop Dogg, yeah I took it back

See I’m a veteran, nigga you a rookie pack

Look at that nigga right here, and those bitches over there

And all of that smoke that’s floatin’ in the air

Yeah we ball and pop

On my block you better not call the cops

No matter what you thought or what you’d seen

Hid my dope so I can get away clean

[Chorus: Devin the Dude & Snoop Dogg]

Oouuwee, this weed got me paranoid (so ‘noid, so ‘noid)

Oh shit, the effects hit me so hard (so high, high, high)

It must be full of cannabinoids (cannabinoids, cannabinoids)

Please sell me a quarter, how much you want for it? (sell me somethin’) (how much you gonna charge?)

[Outro: Devin the Dude & Snoop Dogg]

Shit

Oh Lord, paranoid

Oh yeah

Shit

Oh Lord, paranoid

Oh yeah

(so high)

(sell me somethin’)

Track details

From The Big Pescado

2018
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16th January 2018
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    Credits

    Production & Engineering

    Writer
    Berner, Devin the Dude, Snoop Dogg
    Producer
    Scott Storch
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