Mr. Goldstone

Rose: Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone

Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair

Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone

Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork

Put your feet up. Feel at home

Have a smoke, have a Coke

Would you like to hear a joke?

I'll have June recite a poem!

Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone

Tell me any little thing that I can do

Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone

Have a kumquat, have two!

Everybody give a cheer

Santa Claus is sitting here

Mr. Goldstone I love you!

Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll

Tell me any little thing that I can do

Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce

Have a cookie, have a few!

What's the matter, Mr. G?

Have another pot of tea

Mr. Goldstone I love you!

Herbie: There are good stones and bad stones

And curbstones and gladstones

And touchstones and such stones as them

Rose: There are big stones and small stones

And grind stones and gall stones

All: but Goldstone is a gem!

There are milestones, there are mill stones

There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue

But we don't want any old stone

Only Goldstone will do!

Moon stones, sun stones

We all scream for one stone

Mr. Goldstone we love you!

Goldstone!