Perfect Isn't Easy

[WINSTON, spoken]

Rise and shine, Georgette

Your public awaits

[GEORGETTE, sung]

Girl, we've got work to do

Pass me the paint and glue

Perfect isn't easy

But... it's.... me!

When one knows the world is watching

One does what one must

Some minor adjustments, darling

Not for my vanity

But for humanity

Each little step a pose

See how the breeding shows

Uh! Sometimes it's too much for even me!

But when all of the world says yes

Then who am I to say no?

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl

No, girl, you need a pro!

Not a flea or a flaw

Take a peek at that paw

La-dee-da-da

Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas?

Unrivaled! Unruffled!

I'm beauty unleashed!

(Yeah!)

Jaws drop, hearts stop

So classic and classy

We're not talkin' Lassie!

La, ah, ooo, arooo

Ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff arrroowl

Though many covet my bone and bowl

They're barkin' up the wrong tree

You pretty pups all over the city

I have your hearts and you have my pity

Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty

Perfect, my dear

Is me!

Uh!