Twisted

"How ya doin' girls? Long time, no see. Listen, I've been to the doctor lately. Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy?"

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

The way he described it he said

"You'd be better off dead

Than alive."

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought I was crazy

But you know I'm not. Oh, no

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

He said I need treatment

But I'm not that easily led

He said I was the type that was most inclined

When out of his sight

To be out of my mind

And he thought I was nuts

No more if's or and's or but's

Oh, no

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild

With all my crazy ideas

But I knew what was happenin'

I knew I was a genius

What's so strange when you know that

You're a wizard at three?

I said, "Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me."

I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight

That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night

My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do

But I had saw some crazy things

Before I came to

Now, do you think I was crazy?

I may have been only three but I was swingin'

They all laughed at A. Graham Bell

They all laughed at Edison

And also at Einstein

So why should I feel sorry if they just

Didn't understand the reasoning and the logic

That went on in my head

I had a brain, it was insane

So I just let them laugh at me

When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses

All because there was no driver on the top

Aaaaaaah

"Did you ever hear a story like that in your life? Honey, that chick is bananas. Do you hear? Bananas. Oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, would ya?"

Ba, ba, ba, ba!

"Oh, here she comes again."

Badada, badada, badada. Wo!

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

But I said, "Doctor

I think that it's you instead

'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new

It proves that I got the last laugh on you

'Cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two

And you know two heads are better than one."

"Honey, she is twisted"