I Shoulda Used a Rubba

[Chorus]

I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it

And then ya monkey ass won't be sittin in a clinic

[Verse 1]

Ayo, one hot summer night after ballin' hard

I went to the phone booth with my calling card

And called up Joel, yeah you know L

I told her come to the crib, yo mother fuck a hotel

She said she was gonna come at ten

The bitch came, but one problem, she brought a friend

You know I'm not a rude brother yo

But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho

So we was sitting in the living room kickin it

And all I thought about was stickin it

She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't fuck with a sleazy ho

Yo we was cooling, watching some TV show

I was crackin sex jokes, tryna get the puss'

And this bitch was kicking scripts, beating round the bush

Talking 'bout rhyme for me L man fuck rhyming

Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds

I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease

Ayo, 'cause Big L's quick to tell a bitch leave."

Ayo my game started fucking with her head soon

Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom

I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe

And that bitch burnt me like a gamma ray

I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox

Ayo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic

Because she gave me gonorrhea

Yo, I'ma kill that bitch, the next time that I see her

[Chorus]

I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it

And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it

And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic

[Verse 2]

One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside

Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride

Hoes be hotter than a sauna

So I put the system on max, and bumped my shit on the corner

I saw this girl walking by who was hype as hell

She was mad point-blank, she was right for L

But she tried to play me like a statue black

I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"

"I got a man," "I ain't ask you that"

She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich

Then walked away with a switch, I said, "Fuck you bitch."

Another girl walked by, I paused

"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"

Ayo, game I kicked well

I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L

I was looking smooth with the jewelry

She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see"

Ayyo, my pockets was extra thick

"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick"

Yeah, I bagged that ho well

Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel

And when it comes to this I'm a professor

I didn't molest her, I caressed her, undressed her then sexed her

But I must be getting bolder

Because I didn't put a helmet on my mother fucking soldier

I started sticking up quick

And the next time I took a leak a motherfuckin' flame shot out my dick

[Chorus]

I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it

And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it

And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it

And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it

And then your monkey ass won't be sitting in a clinic

[Outro]

Ayo L these bitches be burnin’ the dog shit outta niggas, know what I’m sayin’?

Who you tellin’ man? These bitches nowadays’d have a nigga dick drippin’ lava

*Laughter*

You know what I’m sayin’? Ayo, these bitches’ll have a nigga, give a nigga’s balls a heat rash or somethin’ man

Okay…

Man fuckin’ with these hoes without a rubber nowadays is like bungee jumpin’ with a rope around your neck

That’s like playin’, [laughter], that’s like playin’ Russian roulette with a shotgun

Ayo word, ayo, ayo man, fuck a rubber man, I’m a start puttin’ balloons on my dick, dog, ayo I’m a start puttin’ suntan lotion on my dick or somethin’. Ayo these bitches is triflin’ dog. Ay I’m gettin’ the fuck up out of here man

Aight, let’s bounce

Aight