Uncensored (Skit)

[Skit: Funkmaster Flex & Big Pun]

Yeah baby, you know how we get down

Funkmaster Flex

What?

Number one station in the nation

What?

My man Big Pun up in this piece

Big motherfuckin' Pun in the house

Pun easy, Pun...

C'mon now it's me baby, from the Bronx, c'mon

You right, you right, fucking right

Ahh, there we go, c'mon

So, I mean, since we on the

Pun man, I mean, I'ma be honest with you

I mean, y'know

I know we discussed a lot of things tonight

Tell me you remembered the joints, right? Say it

Pun I, I heard you are really, really fuckin'

I mean...

Yeah!

No doubt!

I mean Pun, I mean, y'know I mean

I'm hearin', I'm hearin' you

I'm hearin', I'm hearin' you doin' your thing

I'm tryin', y'all

I'm tryin' man, y'know?

Ya, ya crushin' a lot?

I'm hearin' ya, ya know those, those rumors

Get it off your chest, what you got to say?

I'm hearin' these rumors man, those rumors is... y'know?

A lot of pussy, right?

Tell me the rumors, c'mon

That we the best, what is it?

C'mon!

Terror Squad got ten million dollar, uh, advance coming?

What is it?

I'm, I'm, I'm hearin'

I'm hearin' the girls, man

I mean, there's a lot

The women, they love me

They love me, they love me

Biggie gave me a couple of pointers, yaknowhatI'msayin?

I gotta use that man, gotta use that, they love that!

See, you know a few pointers, yaknowhatI'msayin?

I'm sayin' give it to me and tell me what Puff's crew already knew

We're utilizing that

I'm, I'm, I'm hearin' you

I'm hearin' the, aff aff, you know

That like, a few girls and hearin' some more, some stories

Of orgies with Terror Squad

We get, we get down

We run trizznain

Say trizznain

Trizznain

Trizznain, we run trizznain

Trizznain

Trizz Nathaniel to you

I'm hearin', I mean, I'm, I'm hearin'

You and Joe are out at, y'know, out there fuckin'

We do our thing

We, we're like two fucking wild bears, just

...in the woods, naked

It's a sight, it's a sight

Son, you can't look directly at our asses

You'd go blind

But if you glimpse, look y'know, you can catch us

I can't fuckin' take it!

Sent out to Tracy

Easy... you have to run trizz with us one time

Then you'd know

I can't fuck with you! Ohh shit!

Ohhhahaha, yo...