This is not a holiday

[Verse 1]

This is not a holiday

Let's call this what it really is

Hot, humid, and lonely

Just in a different country

Where I don't speak the language

I just kick sand in my own eye

I don't know, is that expensive?

Everything is so dry

[Chorus]

Hot, humid, and lonely

Hot, humid, and lonely

Hot, humid, and lonely

Hot, humid, and lonely

[Verse 2]

The dogs in the alley they bark all night

And I've been bitten all over

This was a terrible idea (so fuck off)

I'm losing my composure

So I ran out of money last night

I've got eight days to go

And I've burnt my eyes, my skin's falling off

Sitting in the shade alone, pissed off

[Chorus]

Hot, humid, and lonely

Hot, humid, and lonely

Hot, humid, and lonely

Hot, humid, and lonely

Hot, humid, lonely

Hot, humid! Ha!

Ha

A-ha-haaa