Kelly's Heroes

[Verse 1]

Don't talk to me about heroes

Most of these men sink like subs

Jesus was a black man

No, Jesus was Batman

No, no, no, no, not at all

That was Bruce Wayne

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Who's got the biggest

Who's got the biggest

Who's got the biggest brain

For a year I did bang her

And Dennis sleeps fucked off

He'll surface again

[Chorus]

Don't talk to me about heroes

Most of these men sink like subs

Don't talk to me about your big big heroes

Most of these men sink like subs

[Verse 2]

He's never a sad man

Or so call mean bad man

Or that's just down to the strain

Well he hand out fish, man

With his centred parted suntan

Then cut all the lame

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Who's got the biggest

Who's got the biggest

Who's got the richest brain

Jesus was a black man

No, Jesus was Batman

No, fuck, ow

That was Bruce Wayne

[Chorus]

Don't talk to me about heroes

Most of these men sink like subs

Don't talk to me about your big big heroes

Most of these men sink like subs

[Sampled speech]

We lead double lives

We deal in sex and beautiful women

(Contemplating)

[Chorus]

Don't talk to me about heroes

Most of these men sink like subs

Don't talk to me about your big big heroes

Most of these men sink like subs