Harry Potter Rap

[Verse: Black Thought]

Lend me an extendable ear, then another ear

Hit the Three Broomsticks, get me a Butterbeer

And I'mma tell ya bout a half-blood wizard boy

This kid Harry Potter from the house of Gryffindor

Magical young man from the badlands

On the run from the Prisoner of Azkaban

'Ey, Hermione was like his best friend

And his homeboy Ron was his right hand

When students at the school started turning petrified

Harry and the squad knew the way to rectify it

Magic wand golden child on the special side

Play a quick game of Quidditch as an exercise

Harry was humble more in the presence of Dumbledore

But mention Voldemort and it makes him wanna rumble more

In Diagon Alley, on a Universal Tour

See you on the Hogwarts Express -- all abooooard!