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Blancmange
Semi Detached
Useless

TRACK

Useless

Release date: 23rd March 2015

From Semi Detached

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About This Track

"Useless" is a track by Blancmange, from the album Semi Detached , released 23rd March 2015. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Blancmange

Blancmange

Lyrics

Useless

Everybody loves you

Useless as you are

They really do adore you

You're a superstar

Jill's in love with you

Joe's in love with you

He's pretending to

Malcolm, he loves you too

I'm in love with you

We're in love with you

They're intending with you

You should love you too

Don't you think it's great

Happiness served up on a plate

Everybody loves you

Useless as you are

They really do adore you

You're a superstar

Everybody lovеs you

Everybody loves you

Uselеss as you are

They really do adore you

Even from afar

French? In love with you

Ken in Paris knew

Patter's in Liverpool

Ray, loves Waterloo

I'm in love with you

We're in love with you

They're intending with you

You should love you too

Don't you think it's great

Happiness served up on a plate

Everybody loves you

Useless as you are

They really do adore you

You're a superstar

Everybody loves you

Everybody loves you

Everybody loves you

Useless as you are

Don't you think it's great

Happiness served up on a plate

Everybody loves you

Useless as you are

They really do adore you

Useless as you are

Stop

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Track details

From Semi Detached

2015

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Album

Release year

2015

—Bloody Hell Fire
—Acid
—Deep in the Mine
—It Didn't Take Long
—I Want More
—Like I Do
—Paddington
—MKS Lover
—The Fall
—Useless

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