Act Your Age

When I wake up

When I wake in the morning, I smile to myself like I'm thanking God, shit
No more folks like, Jonathan, when you gonna grow up and get a job?
'Cause I made that job, no, Steve that job's kept me hungry and foolish
It's the coolest summer dive and like Kendrick I drink home rum in the pool
Bitch! Up here's where the roof fits the workaholic in the magic sun
To the esky is empty, shit, what's life if you ain't having fun?
So forget your age and those walls, I'm bursting through that maze
On top of the tour bus in a teen wolf mask, surfing USA

And we got that baggage packed, happy gas, classy traps, yes, I can dig it
So I joke like Tom on a Josh, basking in these tours like a big kid
It's my habitat, I can't leave the trees like an Orangutan
I'm a running On-Air, Anchorman and I never land like Bangarang

Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?

Yo, I'm actin' a fool, no shame, I came, I shat in the pool
Yeah, better pass that blunt, I'm 'bout about it, you can ask my mom
She'll tell you, I'm psycho mate, my ideas make your lightbulbs break
I'll make it look so damn easy, when I rock that Borat Mankini
Fuck what they say, you don't miss your chance
To eat chocolate cake, with your hands, you rock a bubble beard
While you're takin' a bath where a simple fart still makes you laugh like
Haha, haha, blurb, blurb, hahaha
And then a big brown shark came

Now I'm on the stage, acting up
Yellin' the bombs away while I grab my nuts
You're livin' it, like it's all the movies
Still killin' shit on Call of Duty
And I still think, I can move like the Matrix, real shit
Shroom-in' in Vegas, or when I play with my dogs
Even right now while I'm makin' this song
So how's about it, let's laugh 'til there's power outage
That's all that I have to say
Fuck them all and don't act your age, I'm making pancakes

Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
They're always sayin' to me, they're always sayin'
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
They're always sayin' to me, they're always sayin'
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
They're always sayin' to me, they're always sayin'
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?

They're always sayin' to me, they're always sayin'
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?