Platinum Blonde

[Verse 1]

I want to be a platinum blonde

Just like all the sexy stars

Marilyn and Jean, Jayne, Mae and Marlene

Yeah they, they really had fun

In a luminous Day-Glo shade

Walk into a bar and I will have it made

Because if that is all it takes; a double processed blonde

I want to be a platinum blonde

I want to be a platinum blonde

Be a platinum blonde

[Verse 2]

Yeah I even tried wearing a wig for a while

It was the right color, but not the right style

Going to get some peroxide at the beauty supply

See you later

[Verse 3]

I want to be a platinum blonde

Just like all the sexy stars

Marilyn and Jean, Jayne, Mae and Marlene

Yeah they, they really had fun

[Verse 4]

Now if you need me on Sunday and you look twice and see

That platinum blonde is going to be me

In a double processed luminous Day-Glo shade

When I get this color I will have it made in the shade

Oh, I hope I am OK

I want to be a platinum blonde

I want to be a platinum blonde

[Outro]

Honey, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to

I got to be a platinum blonde

I got to be a platinum blonde

I got to be a platinum blonde

I will hit the bottle baby