Suzy & Jeffrey

[Verse 1]

Even though Jeff was worried

They weren't in a hurry

They planned a lovely honeymoon

Sue had a brand new Chevy

Conservative, in good taste

Only 30 payments due

They had outstanding tickets

They had no car insurance

But they had lots of things to do

They were getting organized

They had their plans all finalized

The date was set for Saturday

[Chorus]

Suzy and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married

They're going for a blood tеst

[Verse 2]

What if I don't pass my blood test?

What about our marriage licensе?

What if I can't be deprogrammed?

Don't act like it's your last chance

We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch

It's not like Gordon Avenue

[Chorus]

Suzy and Jeffey, they're gonna get married

They're going for a blood test

Jeffrey said, "Let's wait"

Sue took her foot off the brake

He drove into a wall

[Verse 3]

Don't get excited, now don't shout

I'll scratch your eyes out

Now we can't have our honeymoon

Don't touch, she's my fiancee

Say, but I like the way you play

An autograph from Orson Welles

I'm a fan, here's my record

(It's one we can't get programmed)

We want to give to all of you

[Outro]

They had a little argument

Sue took her foot off the brake

He drove the car into a wall

They had a little argument

Sue took her foot off the brake

He drove the car into a wall

They had a disagreement

Sue took her foot off the brake

He drove the car into a wall