Come On, This Shit Is Getting RIDICULOUS.

I've seen the light and it's a Wal-Mart

Setting fires in our stupid hearts

T-Minus one month is a late start

We'll spend the year in preparation

What do we celebrate if a holiday lasts three months?

And will there come a time when we stop having seasons

And it's just you and me in a store

Exchanging fucking cards?

The house is on fire

We left the lights on way too long

One dull flame burns perpetually

And we watch it blaze unexcited

'cause we know nothing else

Lest we not participate in Presidents' Day promotions

And if we subsist on the absence of gifts then

Resistance is now a selfish emotion

Better sing those P-Day carols on and on and on and on...

You and me on a couch

Watching Oprah

Clipping coupons