Stand There Until You're Sober

[Verse 1]

Brown paper bags metal cans

Sixty degrees Fahrenheit

We can't see the stars tonight 'cause apartments generate ambient light

I'm sorry that we're not already drunk

Hours later we're getting there

Meters away from the shore

My forty of Corona is just drops away from being kicked

And I don't know what I'm gonna be tomorrow

[Chorus 1]

When you stayed overnight making out with a stranger

In the bottom of a boat that belonged to a stranger

And you came home at six in the morning

After being caught ass naked by the dude who threw the party

I thought that we'd never grow up

[Verse 2]

And now all my friends rise at eight

They go to sleep before midnight

And I just wanna drink 'til three embarrassing myself publicly

And you all used to be just like me

You fuckers used to be just like me

[Chorus 2]

Now I sit and stew alone, everyone's already sleeping

Everybody's moved away and can pay their bills on time

No one else is making a hundred and ten bucks for twenty hours

God I hate this fucking place

God I hate what happened to me

You promised we'd stay best of friends

But we can't cause I can't grow up

[Bridge]

And it kills me, yeah it kills me

That I don't know what I can do

'Cause I can't breathe correctly and

I can't sleep or anything and

I can't think of anything

I can't think of anything

[Verse 3]

Now every night's miserable

I'm so sad that I can't even get drunk

So let's go out just one last time, let's finish off a box of wine

(Let's go out just one last time, let's finish off a box of wine)

Do shots of Yukon Jack and lime, can we drink 'til I fucking die?

(Do shots of Yukon Jack and lime)

[Chorus 3]

I'll make you party at my funeral 'cause mourning is for suckers

I'll rent a Ferris Wheel and cotton candy machine and have an open bar

With all the Pabst that you can drink, the PA blasting my Clash records

You'll finally know life's okay even when the bad things happen

[Verse 4]

So just one more beer then grow up

So just one more beer then grow up

So just one more beer, go to work, pay your bills, eat a dick

One more beer then grow up