Blender Blues

Let me be your blender, baby

Don't ya know I can whip, chop and puree

Won't you let me be your blender, baby

Honey, I can whip, chop and puree

I'm gonna whip you to a jelly honey

I'm gonna chop it up today

Model is so special, honey

Gives you everything you need

Guaranteed to blend it right

It's built for comfort, not for speed

My motor's most unique

There's a style for every size

You push the right track, honey

Sit back and watch me Osterize

Let me be your blender, baby

I can whip, chop, grate, cube and puree

I'm gonna whip you to a jelly

I'm gonna chop you up today

If you bring the right ingredients

I'll make any sauce you choose

I'll hollandaise or mayonnaise

Any recipe you use

I can whip some waffle batter

I can blend some dough for buns

And if we get done blending

We might even get some cooking done

Let me be your blender, baby

I got a cookbook all my own

I call it a thousand and one ways, baby

To make my little motor moan

Start off slow and easy, honey

I get up to a fine puree

You work those gears just right

We'll make a real love soufflé

My motor never quits

I don't know how long you're gonna last

If you don't want your cubes diced, honey

You'd better push that button fast

Let me be your blender, baby

I whip the freshest cream in town

Don't you know what they're saying about me, baby

Can't no one bear my Waring down