Blender Blues

Let me be your blender, baby Don't ya know I can whip, chop and puree Won't you let me be your blender, baby Honey, I can whip, chop and puree I'm gonna whip you to a jelly honey I'm gonna chop it up today Model is so special, honey Gives you everything you need Guaranteed to blend it right It's built for comfort, not for speed My motor's most unique There's a style for every size You push the right track, honey Sit back and watch me Osterize Let me be your blender, baby I can whip, chop, grate, cube and puree I'm gonna whip you to a jelly I'm gonna chop you up today If you bring the right ingredients I'll make any sauce you choose I'll hollandaise or mayonnaise Any recipe you use I can whip some waffle batter I can blend some dough for buns And if we get done blending We might even get some cooking done Let me be your blender, baby I got a cookbook all my own I call it a thousand and one ways, baby To make my little motor moan Start off slow and easy, honey I get up to a fine puree You work those gears just right We'll make a real love soufflé My motor never quits I don't know how long you're gonna last If you don't want your cubes diced, honey You'd better push that button fast Let me be your blender, baby I whip the freshest cream in town Don't you know what they're saying about me, baby Can't no one bear my Waring down