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Bratmobile – The Real Janelle (1994) | Track profile | Dork

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The Real Janelle

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The Real Janelle

Release date: 1994

From The Real Janelle - EP

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About This Track

"The Real Janelle" is a track by Bratmobile, from the album The Real Janelle - EP, released 1994. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Bratmobile

Bratmobile

Lyrics

The Real Janelle

[Verse 1]

Janelle, Janelle, she's so swell

Oh, Janelle

Bennie Weasel, go to hell

Oh, Janelle

Brett's fucking feet really smell

Oh, Janelle

Carlos, kiss me and I won't tell

Oh, Janelle

[Chorus]

The real

The real

The real

The real Janelle

[Verse 2]

Right lane only, right turn right now

Oh, Janelle

Dance to The Go-Go's and bow-wow-wow

Oh, Janelle

She's so, so sweet and I mean how

Oh, Janelle

Oom, papa, oom, papa, oom, mow, mow

Oh, Janelle

[Chorus]

The real

The real

The real

The real Janelle

[Outro]

She's the one that I love so, so

Oh, Janelle

Jump down, turn around, watch her go-go

Oh, Janelle

She knows something that I don't know

Oh, Janelle

Oh, she's so oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Janelle

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From The Real Janelle - EP

1994

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The Real Janelle - EP

Release year

1994

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Writer: Allison Wolfe, Erin Smith, Molly Neuman
Mixing Engineer: Bratmobile, Slim Moon