The Real Janelle

[Verse 1]

Janelle, Janelle, she's so swell

Oh, Janelle

Bennie Weasel, go to hell

Oh, Janelle

Brett's fucking feet really smell

Oh, Janelle

Carlos, kiss me and I won't tell

Oh, Janelle

[Chorus]

The real

The real

The real

The real Janelle

[Verse 2]

Right lane only, right turn right now

Oh, Janelle

Dance to The Go-Go's and bow-wow-wow

Oh, Janelle

She's so, so sweet and I mean how

Oh, Janelle

Oom, papa, oom, papa, oom, mow, mow

Oh, Janelle

[Chorus]

The real

The real

The real

The real Janelle

[Outro]

She's the one that I love so, so

Oh, Janelle

Jump down, turn around, watch her go-go

Oh, Janelle

She knows something that I don't know

Oh, Janelle

Oh, she's so oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Janelle