HATS

[Spoken Word: Brendino & Ayesha Erotica]

Welcome to Brendon's podcast

Today's subject is hats and what do you do with them?

Oh, yeah, hats

Oh, yeah, hats, baby

[Spoken Word: Brendino & Ayesha Erotica]

Yo, what up

I'm Brendino

The Brendon, the master of the, uh- -don's

And uh, other things

I'm, uh, gonna talk to you about hats today

And what-, and what you can do with them

I've got, uh, my beautiful wife, Ayesha here with me

Say hi, Ayesha

I don't want to be apart of this

Say it, louder

I don't want to be apart of this

Say it, louder

I don't want to be apart of this

Say it, louder

I don't-, I told you, I don't want to be apart of this

I don't want to be apart of this

You hear that?

She doesn't want to be a fucking part of it

She doesn't want to talk about hats on the internet- internet with me

So, uh, she's fucking done, I guess

She's leaving the fucking room

Get the fuck out

I want you out of here by Thursday

I'm not leaving, you know that

Stupid bitch

Alright, so where were we?

We were talking about, uh, different kinds of hats

Um, we have blue hats, we got green hats

But those are just colors

We don't even know shapes

I mean, we got circular, we got circle hats

Got square hats, uh, those are just some shapes

Woah, there's a fire in here

It's, uh, little crazy, kinda sad

I lost all my hats

I can't find my hats

My hats are gone

[Spoken Word: Brendino & Ayesha Erotica]

Oh, yeah, hats

Oh, yeah, hats, baby

And what do you do with them?

Thank you for listening to the Brendon podcast

I'll see you next week

Maybe I'll find my hats