Layup Lines

[Intro]

Baby, I'm a player

This rap shit a layup

You bein' a side bitch don't take much

I'm out ballin', don't stay up

But if I hit you late night, you better wake up

Bruiser

[Verse 1]

I agree with polygamy

Fuck a lot of hoes at once, that's efficiency

I ain't got no common decency

Soon as they speak to me, I ask them to sleep with me

Look her in her eyes, tell her believable lies

Her nigga allergic to money, he probably break out in hives

I've been deleting contacts, texting my ex, I gotta fall back

Still getting used to this new world

Ain't gotta be rich but get bread and some fashion

My ride or die is go to bat, to hell and back

It's alarming, you harpin' on my imperfections

I ain't lie, I meant it at the same time I said it

But now it's different

Love lookin' at the weight, I'm a Stairmaster

But we can find a place, we can squat after

Had a drink to hydrate, added a plate to the barbell

You my star player, don't mess it up

Teammates on the bench pressin' her

She reppin' and keep askin' when her set is up

But the bottle's made your dame dash, big pimpin'

Tell the gym rats we liftin'

Everything ain't always what it seems

I was sleepin' with cougars when Freddy was in y'all dreams

My bitch a dime and my bitch fine

Benign like tumors

Hoes wanna lick Bruiser

From the Rooter to the Tudor

I'm the best thing since computers, Ubers

And Slick Rick the Ruler

[Chorus]

Baby, I'm a player

This rap shit a layup

You bein' a side bitch don't take much

I'm out ballin', don't stay up

But if I hit you late night, you better wake up

[Chorus]

Baby, I'm a player

This rap shit a layup

You bein' a side bitch don't take much

I'm out ballin', don't stay up

But if I hit you late night, you better wake up

Bruiser