Jesus, Elvis and Me

[Verse 1]

When you walk in our house it's on display

That shiny white polyester rhinestone cape

Right there next to that cuckoo clock

The one that every hour plays "Jailhouse Rock"

[Verse 2]

She's a certified WWJD fan

Got an autographed picture of Billy Graham

She loves to hear the preaching at a southern revival

She takes a custom-made blue suede King James Bible

[Chorus]

She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me

I'd have to say that's pretty good company

I don't mind the fact that I'm number three

She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me

[Verse 3]

When I saw her at the Barron County Baptist Church

She was singing Rock of Ages, first line of every verse

It was all that I could do to keep from falling in love

When she hollered "Hallelujah, well thank you very much"

[Bridge]

One walks on water, one hung the moon

So we celebrate Christmas in our velvet-lined jungle room

Oh yeah

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 4]

She dresses like Priscilla every Halloween

And goes around quoting John 3:16

I'm okay with other men in her life

And she loves "Love Me Tender" and that's alright Mama

[Chorus]

She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me

I'd have to say that's pretty good company

I don't mind the fact that I'm number three

She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis

When it comes to love she ain't selfish

She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me