Mona's Dad

[Verse 1]

Mona's dad, I don't know why

But I can't get him off my mind

Underneath that trucker hat he's got a beard and all that

Mona's dad works on the cars

I almost faked a car crash

They don't see what I see

I see a man I'll never have

No not Mona's dad

[Verse 2]

Mona's dad, he's in his chair

Watching football with his friends

He's drinking beers straight out the can

Mutes the TV, he hates the ads

I had a dream, turned thirty-three

Watch the archer, split the tree

Then I woke up, he wasn't mine

It was just Mona and I, doing homework

Wish I were older, the dream is over (Mm-hmm, mm)

[Verse 3]

Mona's dad, he's really sad

But I feel safe inside his eyеs

I'd like to think that he cries (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

On his arm thеre's a cross

From the days he used to serve in the army (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Mona's dad, he loves his wife

Is it bad I hope sometimes

He thinks of me when they fuck?

Too good a man to do that

I wear a skirt up on my knees, even the floorboards try to peek

But he won't look at me like that

No not Mona's dad

[Outro]

I'm in love with Mona's dad

I'm in love with Mona's dad

I'm in love with Mona's dad

Mona's dad, Mona's dad, mm, mm, mm