Price is Right (interlude)

[Skit]

*The Price is Right theme song plays*

And we're off!

Welcome to The Price is Right!

Yes, and for the right price your house can get ran up in

Quick, faster then hurry for the right purse

Please believe me

Welcome, once again, to The Price is Right!

Yes, yes, yes, you know what fellas

You know I-I, you know I-I, as I analyze the situation then I realize that a lot of you niggas ain't properly got your money up yet

You know, you might be whipping through the streets on some fancy shit

You know, but your mother still live in the fucking hood

You know what I mean?

And there's a lot of niggas that's still running around

Bet you know from when you was a little kid

The news, your mother's home address

You know that old home that's just from in the hood

That your mother still currently resides in

While you whipping around in that vintage shit

Trying to front like you doing some big things

Yeah, you got a little coupe, a condo somewhere in the suburb

So make sure you don't talk too reckless, little fella

'Cause strange things could happen at your little beautiful condo out here in the suburb

Just as much as it could happen to that original address you grew up at as a little kid where your mother currently resides at in the hood, yeah

So on that note, we gon' continue the roll of things

Yeah, let's get back to the previous program, my nigga

*Gunshot*