I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Live Sessions)

[Music Video]

[Verse 1]

Oh, well, imagine

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear

No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautiful wedding!

What a beautiful wedding!”, says a bridesmaid to a waiter

"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame

The poor groom's bride is a whore"

[Chorus]

I chimed in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of...

[Verse 2]

Well, in fact

Well, I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Well, in fact

Well, I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Pour the champagne

[Chorus]

I chimed in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of...

[Bridge]

Poise and rationality

Again

[Chorus]

I chimed in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of...

[Chorus]

I chimed in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of...

[Outro]

Poise and rationality

Again