Bongos (Live at the 2023 VMAs)

[Intro: Cardi B]

Bong, bong, bong, bong (We good?)

Bong, bong, bong, bong (Like a drum)

Bong, bong

Bong, bong

Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong

VMA’s, what the f*** is up?

Bong, bong (We good?)

Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong (Yeah, like a drum)

Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong (Put those kids to sleep, baby)

(This is fire) Bong-bong-bong-bong-bong

[Verse 1: Cardi B]

Baby, eat this *** like a plum (Plum)

This ***** tight like a nun (Nun)

Better chew it up like it's gum (Gum)

Then wipe your mouth when you done, mmm (Okay)

I'm hot like Nevada

Bottles get popped, piñata

Girl, I look like money (Like money)

You could print my face on a dollar

[Refrain: Cardi B]

Beat it up (Bong-bong-bong-bong)

Beat it up (Bong-bong-bong-bong)

Beat it up (Bong-bong-bong-bong)

Beat it up (Bong), okay

[Verse 2: Cardi B]

Five, four, three, two, one, lift off (Hey)

Honey, I'm home, shoes gettin' kicked off (Uh)

Every time I turn around, she get pissed off (Ah-ha)

Little dusty-ass, go get a lint brush (Woo)

You gon' settle down, you gon' live with him (What?)

I don't even wanna post a pic with him (No)

The bag he just bought me was a Goyard (Goyard)

That ain't your *****, he is both ours

[Chorus: Cardi B]

Tight like a nun (Nun)

Countin' hundreds up with my thumb (Thumb)

I don't care where you from (From)

Better beat this sh** like a drum (Okurrr)

Don't be talkin' sh** like you know me (Woo)

I ride **** like a pony

Girl, that ***** look like a brokey

Go and mess with his homie, he a-

[Verse 3: Megan Thee Stallion]

My body built like a stallion

All these wannabes my lil' ponies

They be camped out in the comments

Always talkin' like they know me (Ayy)

Thick girls in the black truck, packed in

Eat whoever in my way, Ms. Pacman

Hermès, made a real big purchase

Purse so big, had to treat it like a person

I look good in real life (In real life)

Show me real love (Yeah, yeah)

I don't care about them likes ('Bout them likes)

Haters tryna say I ain't fine, oh, aight

They know I'm thick like I'm eatin' beans with the rice

Like **** over ice, got the real meat pies (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I be spillin' like my booty in these jeans when they tight (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

And the way they watch me, need to be monetized (Ah)

I'ma need a money bag if I sleep overnight

Wait, wait (Hold up)

Wait, wait (Hold up)

Wait

Girls pop pills, but I'm the one they can't take (Yeah)

Hot-girl shh, I'ma make somethin' shake (Brrt)

I know the stiff girls can't relate (Ah)

[Verse 4: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]

Shoot your shot like a free throw

Just know this ain't free, though

My BD is a-Migo

Girl, your BD is a zero

My back shots sound like bongos (Bongos)

I ain't scared to admit I'm a freak (Ah)

At least I'm gettin' my money (Yeah)

Y'all be broke, took more turns than a key hole

Keyhole, heh-ha-ha

[Added Live Interlude: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]

What’s up, VMA’s? Y’all ready?

What the f***’s up?

I'ma throw it back like it’s Thursday

I got cake, I’m lit, it’s my birthday (Birthday)

[Verse 5: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]

Look, I don't ride on my knees, girl, I ride on my toes (Uh)

Ayy, big booty, it be eatin' up the thong

Got a garage full of foreign cars that I never drove (Ayy)

Couldn't school me with a student loan

I’m so sexy, I could Met Gala in a robe (Yes)

I could body every look and I could body every pose (Yes)

Neck full of diamonds, yeah, I'm forever froze

Will Cardi ever fall off?

Guess, we'll never know, woo

Woo!

[Outro: Megan Thee Stallion & Cardi B]

Hmm-hmm

Beat it up

Real hot-girl shh

La Cardi (Ah)

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!