Trick (Skit) [feat. Haitian V]

Wha- come one man!
Yo, what is your problem?
Why you knocking on the door like that?
You know my uncle on the run. You - I thought you was the police
Cardi, why you keep me waiting like that all the time?
The garbage man - they - they asked me if I live
Here, I say no. Why you leave me outside like that?
You see that's why I told you I'm only available before 8PM.
Before the stores closing. When you gonna take me shopping again?
Like I keep wearing the same outfit over and
Over again. Look at my nails, look at my toes like
You need your nails done, I give you the money.
You want your toes done, I give you the money.
You want your hair - I go to Malaysia to get it for you. No problem.
The diamonds in your fingers. You don't know who help me get that.
Leonardo DiCaprio from Blood Diamond help me to get that for you.
They tell Beyonce and Kim Kardashian - they say listen it's only
One and it has to go to Haitian for him to give it to his girlfriend
Nobody tell you to do all that.
You coulda - you coulda went to Foredom.
You coulda went to Foredom and get a goddamn ring
Let's stop this - this garbage foolishness. Okay baby?
What I told you about calling me baby? Like don't call me baby.
I don't like when you call me baby like you just make us look
Crazy in public, like stop calling me that. Stop calling me that
Cardi
Don't call me baby
Cardi, why you talking about I can't call
You baby? What I'm supposed to call you? Homie
F*cking
Nigga? I don't know what I'm supposed to call you -
I'm a f*cking punch him. This is why I need another one
Baby, what you grumbling to yourself like that?
I buy you I pay the rent.
I pay your cell phone, not even my cell phone
Alright, alright!
I treat you good, I buy you eh stuff
Oh my God!
And then you treat me like garbage baby
I already told you already, because you's a you's a