Short Mort

[Intro]

(Hey shorty! Hey shorty!)

[Verse 1]

He isn't very big, he's small in size

He isn't very smart, but he sure is wise

He never gets in trouble 'cause he never gets caught

You can keep tall Paul I'll take short Mort!

[Chorus 1]

Short Mort, short Mort

He's underneath the teacher's chair!

Short Mort, short Mort

I can't get that short sport out of my head!

[Verse 2]

He wear elevator shoes with a nine inch sole

He still looks like he's standing in a hole

He blеw up the chem lab, just for kicks

This kid evеn makes Charlie Brown look sick!

[Chorus 2]

Short Mort, short Mort

I'm waitin' for the guy's next shocker!

Short Mort, short Mort

He won my heart when I found him in my locker!

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]

The girls all love him, and I know why

Because he's so cute when he plays it cool and sly

He strolls into class, you should see the teachers' faces

When they see his pink shoes and his tan shoelaces

[Chorus 3]

Short Mort, short Mort

The little league's pride and joy!

Short Mort, short Mort

He's a pint-sized all-American boy!

[Outro]

Short Mort

Mmm, short Mort

I love him, short Mort