I kiss and told till the word got out
That I could tie a cherry stem with my mouth
All the guitar boys started coming around
And I had to know what they were singing about
I met the birds and bees
The highwaymen and weed
And once I tried all three
I found my trinity
Two pills and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
Little green, satin sheet and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
Go on play that six-string, Cupid
Get me high 'cause love is stupid
Only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs and country music
Met Mary Jane and Adderall
Through a friend-of-a-friend in a bathroom stall
One hit, strange trip, wrecking ball
It really got the ball rolling, now I'm on roll
Rolling every day, first stop when I get paid
Keeps the bad juju away
At least that's what I say
Two pills and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
Little green, satin sheets and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
Go on play that six-string, Cupid
Get me high 'cause love is stupid
Only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs and country music, oh
When I first heard pedal steel
I knew that God was real
And when you sing to me
It brings me to my knees
All I really need
All I really need is
Two pills and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
Little green, satin sheets and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
Go on play that six-string, Cupid
Get me high 'cause love is stupid
Only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs and country music
And country music