It's A Crime

You can't deny

That cut flowers given time will surely die

They'll do fine with candles and some wine but it's a crime

Yeah its a crime

That you're kissing on that girl for all to see

And its a crime

That she's going home with you and not with me

It's plain to see

That boxes of candy will make her sigh

But confidentially they'll just rot her pretty teeth and its a crime

Yeah its a crime

That you're kissing on that girl for all to see

Yeah it's a crime

That she's going home with you and not with me

It has been proved

That pups and kittens too will make her swoon

But it stands to reason that they'll just give her fleas

And its a crime

Yeah it's a crime

That you're kissing on that girl for all to see

Yeah it's a crime

That she's going home with you and not with me