New Earth

[Chorus]

Today is the day after the last day on Earth

It's such a glad day

After a very bad day

After today, who can say?

Today is the birth of a new Earth

[Verse 1]

The birds all returned to their original form

Dinosaurs lumber down Market Street

The junky is reborn

It was a bad day

Tweeting was muted all season

Now it's a glad day for the very same reason

It was a bad day, Mr. Musk was in a bad way

Stewing in his bullion like a phony chef

So he left The Bay

Now orchids mock him, spread so wide

With a lurid flavor his foul name could not hide

[Chorus]

Today is the day after the last day on Earth

It's such a glad day

After a very bad day

After today, who can say?

Today is the birth of a new Earth

[Verse 2]

Rain, rain down a heavenly lube

Drown your phone, kill your television

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube

Sleep in fields Elysian

Sleep, sleep, for time has ended

Thank God time has ended

Catholic saints have too done their part

Now the universe beats as one heart

It was a bad day, music was forked like a soul infernal

Today we play and ring the tones eternal

[Chorus]

Today is the day after the last day on Earth

It's such a glad day

After a very, very, very bad day

After today, who can say?

Today is the birth of a new Earth

Today is the day after the last day on Earth

It's such a glad day

After a very, very, very bad day

After today, who can say?

Today is the birth of a new Earth

Today is the day after the last day on Earth

It's such a glad day

After a very, very, very bad day

After today, who can say?

Today is the birth of a new Earth