Witness

[I'm not singing that …]

Assume the tightrope, talker man, sing or tell a joke

I'm the uptight frontman, personality unwrote

Ill-defined, scattershot, jack of all unwell

So speak up Mr Public with your face from someone else

Close your eyes

And bless yourself

And witness ...

The upsell!

Assume the tightrope, talker man, sing or tell a joke

You're the uptight frontman, personality unwrote

Ill-defined, scattershot, jack of all unwell

So speak up Mr PR, with your face from somewhere else

Close your eyes

Cross your heart

And witness ...

The upsell!

Witness

The upsell!

I'm the uptight frontman, personality unwrote

Why don't you speak up, Mr Frontman?

Or tell us another joke

The upsell!

Witness!

The upsell!

Witness!

The upsell!

Witness!

The upsell!