Big Deal

[BITSY]

What's soft and white

And has a family crest?

Sitting on his fortune

Like a viper on his nest

Big deal

And you, little missy

With your money grab

Playing with your ponies

While your daddy pays the tab

Big deal

Damn the patriarch

Bitsy's got some news to share

I'll take Central Park

Make it like a real Times Square

Those fools and frauds and failures

Ought to kneel

Before a real big deal

And you, dearest cousin

With your blockhead face

Burning through your money

Like a human fireplace

Big deal

Ahoy, Captain Crunch

If I could have a word

Why you gotta dress up

Like you're Thurston Howell the Third?

Big Deal

I just wanna scream

Desecrate their hallowed halls

Take one for the team

And kick them in their bocce balls

I'll sign, initial, notarize and seal

What is a real big deal