Answer Machine 3

*Song borrows the beat from LL Cool J's "Baby"*

[Intro - Chamillionaire]

You just reached the answer machine

When you call me, I'm never answerin

Umm, I be always hustlin, so that's the reason that I'm gone

So maybe you will understand, why I can't pick up the phone

(Leave a message)

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]

Yes she's a pro (pro), sex and a slow (slow)

American Idol, a professional show (woo)

Givin you a vote and it's impressive to know

When she open her mouth that she was destined to blow (whoa)

How you tell me you ain't impressed with my dough?

This ain't the type of money you done messed with before

Stretchin the dough (dough), best with the flow (flow)

Sick the way I spit, they say I'm blessed with a cold

Touchin your body, leave your flesh with a glow

Chasin the Pussycat and tryin to get with Nicole

Really that's a myth, my confession is no (no)

Really I'm on the grind and tryin to get with the dough (dough)

Game's to be sold, can you dig what I'm sellin?

If it's a crime, they gon' say that I'm felon

Sexual eruption, you eruptin like seven

While I'm singin out, I just want to +F You+ like Devin

Lights, cameras, action, I hope you're not Ellen

Talk show, is exactly what you're not gettin

Money's my cologne and the scent that I'm smellin

So gold diggin women say my scent is like heaven, heaven, heaven

Shocked when I knocked her

Love my company, but that's a Gamble like Proctor

Before your boyfriend sneak up on you like 'got ya!' (got ya)

Better straighten up like posture

[Hook - Chamillionaire]

I'm not your - baby

Your baby, your baby, your baby

I'm not your - baby

Your baby, your baby, your baby

And you so - crazy

So crazy, so crazy, so crazy

And you so - crazy

So crazyyyyy

You really need to stop callin my phone

[Break - Woman - talking]

Hello?

So why are you not answerin the phone

You said you were going to call me right back

And it's been like a minute and a half

And I don't know why you would say you would call me right back

If right back, isn't right back

I mean when I say I'm going to call you right back

I call you right, back

And I mean I just don't understand why your not answering the phone

If you don't want to talk to me

It's like why ...

[Verse 2 - Chamillionaire]

Errr, message erased, got to get to the cake

You actin like a billion is easy to make

Other rappers out there tryin to get an estate

That's a house, while I'm out tryin to get me a state

Uh, so now you tryin to get all of my case

And I just met you last week, you should try brakes

Slow yourself down, now I'm ready to migrate

Should have never hit you back on myspace

(I'm not your baby)

[Break - Woman - talking]

So I'm, I'm still waitin for you to call me back

I don't know what you're doing

What you're not doing, who you're with

Like, you need to talk to me, okay?

We need some, we have to talk about some things

I miss you, I haven't seen you

It's been like, three days

And I just want to know where you are

I just want to hear your voice

You know like, you have no idea how it makes me feel

Knowing that your doing, whatever your doing

You know, and, and your not checking on me

And I'm checking on you

I want somebody to call me

The way I call you, I mean I can ...

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]

Errr, message erased, you ain't even my chick (chick)

And three days ago, you saw the profile pic (pic)

On the internet, talkin like you legit

And a Stan is a man, but you must be a Sis

Better bother Rapper Rick, or go call K.J

Better call Masa or pick up May Bay

Go and call Tyson or go call Ray J

Call Hurricane and he might say +A Bay Bay+

[Outro - Operator Recording]

"The number you have reached is not in service at this time

And there is no new number

Please be sure you have checked the telephone directory for the right number

And you are dialing correctly

This is a recording

If you need help, you need help, hang up, hang up

And then di, and then di, and then di" (*echo*)

Female voice: Chamillitary mayne