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Chas & Dave – Gertcha | Track profile | Dork

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Double Bubble
Gertcha

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Gertcha

From Double Bubble

Track 10

3:53

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"Gertcha" is a track by Chas & Dave, from the album Double Bubble. The track is 3:53 long.

Track details

From Double Bubble

3:53

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Album

Track number

10

1Rabbit
2:26
2Ain't No Pleasing You
4:16
3The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In the Sideboard Here)
2:48
4Stars On 45 / When I'm Cleaning Windows / Any Old Iron / Run, Rabbit Run / The Laughing Policeman / Knees Up Mother Brown
4:27
5Margate
2:23
6London Girls
3:42
7Harry Was a Champion
3:11
8Turn That Noise Down
3:17
9Wallop!
3:02
10Gertcha
3:53
11Mustn't Grumble
3:50
12Flying
3:32
13Massage Parlour
4:29
14Poor Old Mr. Woogie
3:19
15I Wonder In Whose Arms
3:22
16That Old Piano
3:34
17In Sickness and In Health
2:20
18Snooker Loopy
3:51
19Behave Yourself
3:13
20Give It Some Stick Mick
3:31
21Bored Stiff
2:42
22Wish I Could Write a Love Song
4:02
23My Melancholy Baby
2:19
—Snooker Loopy
3:51
1Come Round and Hear My Gramophone
1:06
2Rye House
0:51
3I'm Not All There
0:38
4Carolina, I Hear You Calling
0:58
5Anniversary Song
0:58
6Hot Meat Pies, Saveloys and Trotters
1:00
7Rufus Rastus Johnson Brown
0:44
8Billy Muggins
0:58
9I'm an Airman
0:30
10Black and White Rag
0:23
11I Wanna Say Hello
0:59
12Auntie Skinner's Chicken Dinners
0:59
13Hard Up and Happy
0:31
14It's a Windy Night Tonight
0:30
15End My Old Cigar
1:04
16Eleven More Months and Ten More Days
0:30
17How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On the Farm?
1:14
18While London Sleeps
0:30
19Alabamy Bound
0:58
20Picking All the Big Ones Out
0:44
21What I Want Is a Proper Cup of Coffee
0:20
22Beer Belly Banjos
0:16
23The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In the Sideboard Here)
0:23
24Breakfast In Bed
1:26
25Sweet Violets
0:27
26Slap Bang
0:16
27Walla Walla Wallaperoo
0:44
28What Happens After the Ball?
1:12
29Wait Till the Sun Shines Nellie
0:58
30Down Fell the Pony In a Fit
0:56
31You Can't Help Laughing Can You
0:31
32Come Round and Hear My Gramophone (Reprise)
0:57
33Sling Your Hook
0:18
34But I Do
1:49
35When the Leaves Come Tumbling Down
0:56
36Someday
0:56
37Near You
0:56
38Why Didn't You Tell Me?
1:50
39Walking My Baby Back Home
0:57
40Black Hills of Dakota
0:55
41You Got Love
0:57
42Just a Little Lovin' Early In the Mornin'
0:58
43The Clouds Will Soon Roll By
0:56
44You're the One Rose
0:54
45Whispering
0:54
46Every Little While
0:54
47I Used to Sigh for a Silvery Moon
0:54
48I Wanna Go Back to the Farm
0:41
49Down Where the Swanee River Flows
1:00
50I'll String Along With You
0:54
51My Melancholy Baby
1:45
52Halfway to Heaven
2:07
53I'm Afraid to Open Your Letter
1:42
54Bye Bye Blues
0:57

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Medley: Give It to the Girl Next Door / Too Fat Polka / Cinderella / Rollin' Round the World / Good Ol' Boys / Ask Old Brown to Tea / Chinese Laundry Blues / MargieGold

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Medley: Anniversary Waltz (Oh How We Danced) / Hot Meat Pies Savaloys an' Trotters / Rufus Rastas / Billy Muggins / I'm an Airman / Black and White RagGold

Medley: I Wanna Say Hello / Aunty Skinners Chicken Dinner / Hard Up and Happy / Oh It's a Windy Night Tonight / End of Me Ol'Cigar / Eleven More MonthsGold

Medley: How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On the Farm? / While London Sleeps / Alabamy Bound / Pickin' All the Big Ones Out / A Proper Cup O'Coffee / Beer Belly BanjosGold

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