Michael Blackson Skit 3

[Spoken Word: Michael Blackson & DJ Holiday]

(Holiday season)

Sosa, motherfucker

Not Sammy Sosa, Chief Keef Sosa

Sammy Sosa is white, Chief Keef is black

That's my nigga

Shout out to his pretty little daughter

I'm glad that girl don't look like this nigga

But Chief Keef get more bitches than me

And I'm hating on this nigga right now

Fuck Chief Keef

I'ma fuck all your bitches and get 'em pregnant

And I'll change my name, you'll never find me ever again

I'll get surgery

I'll be lightskin with good hair, motherfuckers

Shout out to 2 Chainz

He got robbed, now he only got one chain

Shout out to that nigga Drake

Talkin' 'bout "bottom to the top"

Nigga, you grew up in a suburb

With a swimming pool and a housekeeper

You went from the top to the top, motherfucker

I grew up from the bottom to the top

I grew up in a dashiki from my grandfather

I wore the same shoes from kindergarten to high school

When that shit got too tight

My father cut out the front and made that shit sandals

That's bottom to the top

Shout out to that fat nigga Rick Ross

Talkin' 'bout, "These niggas can't hold me back"

Nothing can hold you back

You 400 pounds, motherfucker

I know what you said

Talkin' 'bout you "put a Molly in her drink, she didn't even know it"

I put a diet pill in your drink

And you didn't even know it, motherfucker (Zayto-)