Taxman

Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five percent appear too small

Be thankful I don't take it all

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

If you drive a car

I'll tax the street

If you try to sit

I'll tax your seat

If you get too cold

I'll tax the heat

If you take a walk

I'll tax your feet

Taxman!

Don't ask me wat I want it for

If you don't want to pay some more

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die:

Beware the pennies on your eye

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me