I Can't Dance

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around

Hot sun making me sweat

'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything

Blue Jean's sitting on the beach

Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach

She's got a body under that shirt

But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt

Cause, I can't dance, I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling

Oh and checking everything is in place

You never know who's looking on

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes

Fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues

Thick smoke, see her smiling through

I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool

But I can't dance, I can't talk

The only thing about me is the way that I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling...

Oh and checking everything is in place

You never know who's looking on

A perfect body

With a perfect face - uh-huh

No, I can't dance, I can't talk

The only thing about me is the way I walk

No, I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything

But I can walk

No I can't dance

No no no I can't dance. (begins to fade out)

No I said I can't sing

But I can walk