Gonna boy a hat

She talks like thunder

She really lets you know

She keep changing the rules

And leave you nowhere to go

She bore you rigid with the party line

She's so far left she's gonna get left behind

He wants six pretty white spots on each side of the dice

He wants it all to be equal but he needs to throw twice

Now there's a guy in the corner with a smiling gaze

He turns to me and says

I'm gonna buy a hat

'cause I think it's gonna rain

Got caught out coming here

Ain't gonna get caught again

I'm gonna buy a big one

Like that Mr Gorbachov

And when it's raining all this crap

Oh my hat will keep it off

Now take a look at all them leaders

Desperation in their eyes

The tight faces smiles that cannot hide it

They know no more than you or I

So I'm gonna buy a hat

'cause here they come again

And when the start to blah-blah

It's you and me that gets the rain