Yeah, I don't wanna do it
But I feel like I got to
Good morning America, time to get to wakin' up
We've never all at once been confronted with so much crazy stuff
We should be able to find the truth, but they make it tough
You'd think the news would tell you, but most of that they been makin' up
For anyone who's good, there's a John Wilkes Booth
All the Jedis lying dead, while the Sith grow roots
And if you try to speak the truth, they'll Anthony Bourdain you
Hang you and use suicide to explain you
We don't all need to agree, but how can you not see, there's an elite?
And they fucking everyone like you and me
That ain't race, color or creed, it's predatory greed
And if we don't unite, this might not be the land of the free
For much longer, rights gettin' stripped real fast
While we fight each other, 'cause they want us just like that
We so divided by race, religion, color and class
Now it's who does and doesn't motherfuckin' wear a mask?
And the virus is real but it's seemin' like they planned it
The way they're using it to their political advantage
I don't claim to have the answers but I'm tellin' you what
Bill Gates is mad sus, sketchy as fuck
2020 been some shit, fuckin' life got crazy
Bunch of trolls lookin' for someone to type at, angry
Y'all just hate on everybody, it's just like that lately
I got an auntie named Karen, she's a nice-ass lady
And I thought I was a liberal for most of my life
But holy Christ, you fuckin' lefties have been colder than ice
And I can't believe I'm sayin' it, honestly I hate this shit
But I got more in common with Trump supporters and Reagan-ists
Than fake woke bums cancelling everyone
We say one thing y'all don't like and our fuckin' career's done
No more open dialogue or conversation at all
No debate or discussion, what can I say? I'm appalled
'Cause if we're not allowed to talk or fuckin' have an opinion
Without you sensitive bitches enforcing public crucifixions
Then we're all fucked, so this is me speakin' my peace
Shit, I would go down shootin' for my freedom of speech
And that's the first two amendments loaded in one clip
Aiming at this broke political system we're stuck with
They got all our phones tapped so let 'em listen to this
Y'all recording? Suck my motherfuckin' dick, bitch!
Here we go again, here we go again
Raw thoughts
Here we go again, here we go again
Raw thoughts
Here we go again, here we go again
These motherfuckin' raw thoughts
Here we go again, here we go again (aye, yo, aye, yo)
(Line 'em up)
This motherfucker, Joe Biden
You dementia-ridden, geriatric, evil puppet
Piece of dog-shit, old lyin' son of a bitch
Do y'all really think he's the answer?
They gotta pump him full of drugs
So he can speak on the camera (awe, come on man)
And this dumb boomer, Chuck Schumer' callin' the shots
Saw him pull up just the other day and park in the lot
Went to say "Hi" and realized that this guy is such a fuckin' pussy
That he wore a fuckin' N-95 while he drives
And Pelosi, that evil Golden Girl with her cronies
Ilhan Omar and A.O.C.
All of you can blow me
And Kamala Harris too, I'll run a train on the whole fuckin' crew
No Scott Wiener, not including you
Weird shit goin' on, I mean Epstein, Ghislaine
Missin' kids, adrenochrome, I don't know, I'm just sayin'
I just keep my shit a hundred percent, so if you doubt me
You must be gettin' your statistics from Anthony Fauci
And Bernie sold out, he supported Joe and Hillary
After they stole the primary from him, you must be kidding me?
Bernie, I used to fuck with you, where's your fuckin' integrity?
Can't go from standin' for somethin' to standin' with the enemy (well fuck you, Chris)
Now that's enough of the blue
Let's get to aimin' at the red, someone bring in Ted Cruz
You're just so damn punch-able, borderline fully unlovable
Even your daughter avoids huggin' you
Who else? Mike Pence, who's obsessed with his wife
So I consensually had sex with her twice the other night
Told me she ain't had the dick in weeks
So I fucked her on your pile of Bibles, Mike
She really is a religious freak
(That is just completely inappropriate)
Mitch McConnell, you are the literal definition of not havin' a face for television (ugly)
Please, wear a mask, keep that fuckin' shit hidden
You look like a guy who shouldn't be in the presence of children
(Wait, did someone say children?)
Easy does it, Bill, you and Hillary chill
Justice is coming for you still
Because one day, the world will see the truth, that's a bet
I just hope I'm here to see it and you ain't murdered me yet
And see, then there's Donald Trump, this motherfucker been on one
A chance to say the right thing, he goes and says the wrong one (of course)
When there's a chance to unite us, he instead
Divides us even more with the stupid shit that he says
And I can't stand for it
His environmental policy makes George-fuckin'-W look like he's Captain Planet
Rollin' regulations back, settin' back clean air and water
All to put big business on a better track
While the animals suffer, so do we
The rich save a little money while they poison you and me
So geez, is he the lesser or greater of two evils?
Or is he really tryna drain the swamp and help the people?
Ask me, I don't even fuckin' know anymore
I feel like every politician's just a pawn on the board
Trump and Biden alike, so until I stand corrected
I'll be saying, "Fuck every politician that's been elected" (fuck 'em)
And the truth hurts, but fuck it man, ignorance is worse
Even Google's in on it, I can't trust my own search
They treat us like the sheep, they the wolves in the dark
Playing with our lives, and our minds and our hearts
We been livin' in the Matrix, losin' our direction
Evil algorithms altering all our perceptions
So what the fuck do I know? And what the fuck do you?
Shit, we all just confused tryna find what's true
So I never say I'm right about everything that I said
Not tellin' you to agree, don't really want people dead
But fuck, this shit been so messed up for so long
And my only way to process it is put it in a song
'Cause all I got's some paper with a pen and mic
And my fuckin' first amendment right, tell 'em again like
All I got's some paper with a pen and mic
And my fuckin' first amendment right
Raw thoughts
(You have two new messages)
(Hey, hey, Chris, it's Joe Biden)
(Listen man, I uh, I wanted to uh, wait?)
(Who did I call again? Is anyone there?)
(Hello? Jill, ah damn it Jill)
(How do I use this stupid phone?)
(Next message)
(Hey Chris, Trump here)
(Donald Trump, the President)
(Anyways, I heard your song, terrible stuff, really terrible)
(I think it's tremendously important that I remind you that I, Donald Trump)
(Am probably, most likely, but definitely probably)
(The best President we've ever had in this country)
(And you're just a loser rapper recording songs in his basement, okay?)
(Now I will admit, the line about havin' sex with Pence's wife was actually pretty funny though)
(Uh sir, what the fuck?)
(Oh, sorry, Mike, I forgot you were standing right next to me)
(Anyways, God bless America)
(My America, raw thoughts motherfucker)
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