The Joker

[Intro: Steve Miller]

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]

You see they label me as poorly influencin' the kids

But that's straight, I'm just tellin' 'em the way that I live

Cause I be rolling up bud until I can barely talk even

Drinking like a younger Kenny Powers durin' off season

I'm the reason your mother won't let your little brother listen to rap

All I talk about is chicks that I've smashed

And every single drug I've done and I'll continue to do

But this is my life, it shouldn't make a difference to you

I'm a beast, popping pills like Bradley Cooper in "Limitless"

Live the life you wish you could live and I'll never get sick of it

I smoke cigarettes, my momma says I should quit

And I probably should but nah, fuck that shit

I be wreckin' with Kinetics you haters better forget it

If they ain't feelin' it they must have injected anesthetics

Live it like I said and every decision's reckless

This is Webb love me or hate me, you best accept it

[Hook: Steve Miller]

Cause' I'm a picker, I'm a grinner

I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner

Playin' my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker

I'm a mid-night toker

I get my loving on the run

Wooo wooooooo woo

[Verse 2: Kinetics]

My brain's busted I don't think that shit is in service

Flippin' the finger and cursin' so I'll get injured on purpose

So when I'm with the surgeon I can be convincin' the nurses

For that prescription to purchase weed for medicinal purposes

You know that you are too damn blunted and need help

When you sittin' on the couch and you reach for a seat belt

Me and Webby just a bunch of motherfuckers who pop uppers

And get so fucked up that we start headbuttin' each other

No disrespect to the Thriller I'm a killer when I flow for y'all

Cause every night I murder the mic, Propofol

So any rapper that's bad enough to be battlin'

I'm stabbin' him and jabbin' a javelin in his abdomen

Cause I'm a joker and usually never sober

But I'm infinite, like the number 8 was tipped over

From New York to Connecticut, Kinectics has connected it

Timmy Talent sampled it and then Webby perfected it

[Hook: Steve Miller]

Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner

I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner

Playin' my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker

I'm a mid-night toker

I get my loving on the run

Wooo wooooooo woo

[Interlude: Steve Miller (Chris Webby)]

Some people call me the space cowboy yeah

(Yeah I'm feeling real good right now you know)

Some call me the gangster of love

(This is me and uh... I'm not changing for nobody)

Some people call me Maurice

(You know you don't like it then uh...)

Cause I speak of the pompatus of love

(You can go fuck yourself buddy. Bring that hook back, yeah.)

[Hook: Steve Miller]

Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner

I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner

Playin' my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker

I'm a mid-night toker

I get my loving on the run

Wooo wooooooo woo

Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner

I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner

Playin' my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker

I'm a mid-night toker

I get my loving on the run