Theme Song

[Intro]

Woke up this morning

Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song

Woke up this morning

Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song

[Verse 1]

Got bars, yeah the Wi-Fi here got no lag

When I spazz, like a rabid animal without a tag

Foamin' at the mouth, prowlin' around, howlin' and mad

Since I made my escape from a Ukrainian bio lab

I'm a hazard to the public but fuck it, I get the bag (Yep)

And since I don't do apologies, I'm not sorry to brag

Yeah some rappers call me Webby

The rest are calling me dad

I'm a skull and crossbones, you pussies got white flags (Pussy)

Get to waving, I'mma pick up and run

Bitch I'm the one

Ruling with the fist as iron as Attila the Hun

The dopest dope you ever smoked so hold this hit in your lungs

They hit the ground harder and harder the bigger they come (Bow)

They'll draw that line around your body like a word search (Yeah)

I want the glory but I'll show 'em what I'm worth first

Yeah I'm branchin' out my business 'til the birds perch

Hand up on my crotch (Fuckin' pervert)

Tell 'em like

[Chorus]

I've been gone but you know I never leave long

With the Jamo Neat and my weed strong

Livin' in the left lane that I speed on

Since I used to whip a dented up Nissan (Yeah)

Now this money's what I speak on

From the California King that I sleep on

Woke up this morning

Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song

[Verse 2]

Yeah I step up on the stage like a new man (Uh)

Top boy with the food fam

Mad P's, bills bigger than a toucan (Ay)

So let the camera's roll up in the news van (Yeah)

Undebatably no-ones taking the place of me

Webby's that holographic, that Charizard

And I'm basically sick in the fuckin head and that's why that they medicated me (Yeah)

Crush my Ivermectin to powder and take it nasally (Ah)

Woke up this morning

Got myself a gun, bigger than pun, y'all better run

Got no permit for it yet but I promise I'm gettin' one

So watch out when I be flippin' the safety off with my thumb (Bang)

Dog from the pound, walkin' around, awkward and loud

With some wild shit to say thats leavin' jaws on the ground

Let 'em know my gender by shovin' my balls in their mouth

Goin' to hell y'all just follow me down (Down, down, down)

[Chorus]

I been gone but you know I never leave long

With the Jamo Neat and my weed strong (Yeah)

Livin' in the left lane that I speed on

Since I used to whip a dented up Nissan (Yeah)

Now this money's what I speak on

From the California King that I sleep on

Woke up this morning

Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song

And this my motherfuckin' theme song