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Christ On A Crutch – Caveat Emptor (1991) | Track profile | Dork

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Christ On A Crutch
Crime Pays When Pigs Die
Caveat Emptor

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Christ On A Crutch

Caveat Emptor

Release date: 1991

From Crime Pays When Pigs DieTrack 6

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"Caveat Emptor" is a track by Christ On A Crutch, from the album Crime Pays When Pigs Die, released 1991.

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From Crime Pays When Pigs Die

1991

Album

Crime Pays When Pigs Die

Christ On A Crutch

Track number

6

Release year

1991

1Intro
2Paranoid World Vision
3Dreams
4North Richland
5Shit Edge
6Nation Of Sheep
1Fish People
2Christian's Crack Diary
3Down
4In On Your Joke
5Sleep Of Reason
6Caveat Emptor
7Folsom Prison Blues

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